Unknown Number: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
Unknown Number: They're both empty from the neck up!
Luke: I'm blonde you dickface.
Calum sends a joke a day to a random number he found in KFC bathroom stall.
The sad part is I'm sure that at some point of my life my friends and I told these jokes
I have no social life, a social media, but it's a personal and I'm usually not social