Percy Jackson travels to the mystical land of Hogwarts to become the new defence against the dark arts teacher.
Wait...I might have asked a few more q's before I accepted a quest from a crazy goddess.
*Gasp* he didn't say I love you back
This kinda reminds me of Dune (Day + June) (haven't read Champion yet no spoilers)
That's just wrong Percy, you were always supposed to make it to your sixteenth bday, you were just supposed to die on it
*Ollivander soaked in water*
Not that kind of wave, Mr Jackson
*Percy looking sheepish with his arm outstretched*
XD that sounds like my relationship with little kids
Me: Hey, I'm Em-
I don't think 'really big extended family' is going to cover it Percy...