This is just a bunch of Phil Lester Smut cause there isn't a lot of this out there to be honest
Shoot, my grandma has a shower exactly like this. Are we going to.... At my grandmother's?!
Well, this was lovely, see you all in hell, I'll bring snacks
I know this is a smut and all but I read the part where it says asking for sex would make Phil uncomfortable and I just went “awwwe” and laughed I’m sorry I’ll go home
I can just imagine him smiling really innocently then saying that 😂
I love how polite he is cause I’m like fückin Bianca Del Rio in the morning
Cross me and your getting fücking roasted
Roses are red.
My fave word is AND
Can I just say
I'd rather be reading shyland