"use your words, baby." "yes, daddy. "
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Ummmm... * looks around house frantically to look for something valueble* I have my family, 60 cents and a pencil. U cannot get my smut doh so j gonna get my stuff or u gonna fight me for my smut?
*looks in purse*
“uh . . . I have three dollars and seventy five cents, and three flavored candy canes. . .
It I paid that much for something/someone you can bet they would be chained to my hip
If I paid 19,000 for someone that would be literally on my hip. . .I don't know what I would do.
I swear to mother fooking god if one of me baby's die I'm suing