Maya eats Ebola in a box
Ru saying that immediately after shred she was pregnant damn
Shrek she is cheating
*Clears throat and drinks holy water*
LEmmE tElL yAll aBouT jeSus
What fresh hell did I read
"YOU JUST READ SOME PIGS AND OGRES HAVING S H R E X"
Yeah I can see that
This is one of the best stories I have ever read, even though I Like shrek better with Stingy yours is good too
Imagine a kid wanting to have shrex with him and they just turn to their parents like,
"I want his ogre sausage dicc in my ass/puss"
And their parents just throwing them out the house like
"I disown you"
She might be pregnant, but is she...PREGNANANANT?! *X-Files theme plays in the background*