Just a bunch of smut including Dan Howell and Phil Lester✌
(TAKING REQUESTS! read first chapter)
(Amazing cover made by my senpai, @QueenOfAllFangirls!!)
NONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOPE WOAH CALM DOWN THERE BUDDY WOAH ALRIGHT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CLEANSE MY SOULD AFTER READING THIS ANYONE WANNA JOIN WITH ME
@DontCryCraftPhan i like that, im using that. "thanks buddy my pal"
Talk dirty to meh. *insert music* TUDUDUTUTUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU. TALK DIRTY TO MEH.
my friend has sent me a txt that said
´OMG! DAN TURNS ME ON SOOO MUCH!
or somethin like that
I imagine Phil's watching Free! in the next room with headphones in, completely oblivious to what's happening.
Uhhhh....I left cookies on my oven
Dan:Can I have some cookies
Me:........no . .