Mark, who is currently studying in college, is living with a transfer student from Ireland named Jack. But, because of his obnoxious habit of partying and bringing girls into their dorm, Mark couldn't take it.
Things needed to change.
Why would he need to bring home a girl if he already has you??? Now that is the question dear Jackaboy
Excuse me, but -clears throat and speaks in a Zim voice- YOU LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Hey Mark, just give him holy water or something. That always works
No roommates don't share a bedroom. They share an apartment or house. They only have one FRIKIN bedroom!
SWING WITCH WAY YOU IDIOT???
LAST I HEARD SWINGS SWING IN A RAINBOW SHAPE LIKE
NOT FUÇKÏNG STREIGHT UP AND DOWN
SO IF YOU SAY YOUR SWINGING
Roses are red,
Thorns are prickly,
Dayum, didn't this escalate quickly?