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There's only two things that Dan likes:

1) colors
and
2) flowers
And also 
3) Phil Lester 

(Technically three things)

KawaiiDodie KawaiiDodie May 02
HE'S AN AMERICAN BEAUTY
                              
                              
                              I'M AN AMERICAN PSYCHOOO
                              
                              
                              or should i say
                              
                              
                              "British"
*walkie talkie* "hello there is this commander shitpost?"  "yes this is what's seems to be the problem over" "well commander the fourth wall was broken again" "OH FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST LEAVE IT THEN"
KawaiiDodie KawaiiDodie May 02
blue lips
                              blue veins
                              
                              blue the colour of our planet from far far away
I'm not even in a book yet I've said sentences close to this before
KawaiiDodie KawaiiDodie May 02
WHAT IF I DON'T WANNA STOP OBSESSING OVER FUCKIN MIKEY WAY, FUCKIN DEAL WITH IT DUDE
KawaiiDodie KawaiiDodie May 02
OH MY GOD WHEN WILL THEY STOP? THE FOURTH WALL WAS JUST REBUILT LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO FFS