Just a little Bill Cipher to blow your mind. It's likely to suck, and I'm trying to keep him in character but its hard when all you wanna do is make him chuck flowers and love at your face before making out.
You were born, raised and stalked in Gravity Falls your whole life. You never knew it, but Bill had found interest in you. You were lucky, and I mean lucky, and nobody in Gravity Falls ever seems to be lucky.
In fact, you'd never seen or even been aware of anything paranormal in your hometown at all.
You were like Bill's own little puzzel, and he was going to keep you that way.