Ultimate Roasts #Wattys2016

Ultimate Roasts #Wattys2016

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Cdayy By iderfkrn Updated Nov 18

The "best" roasts and comebacks for you and everybody to use! These comebacks aren't supposed to be used against race, culture, or religion in any type of way. I'll try to update everyday, thank you for reading!

I feel I feel special look at my fingers, neck, wrist, look my glow
After commenting this, add to it : "From choking on things and crap I forgot to ask you, how's your momma doing? "
please put this in a chapter:
                              
                              don't stand too close to the sun honey, plastic melts
zachfan1212 zachfan1212 Dec 09, 2015
If I wanted a cumback I would just scrape it off of your mom's teeth.