Ultimate Roasts #Wattys2016

Ultimate Roasts #Wattys2016

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The "best" roasts and comebacks for you and everybody to use! These comebacks aren't supposed to be used against race, culture, or religion in any type of way. I'll try to update everyday, thank you for reading!

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saf__s101 saf__s101 Mar 25
Please put this in a chapter...
                              Next time you say my name, u better choke on it, Bich
ter8one ter8one Oct 06, 2016
I feel I feel special look at my fingers, neck, wrist, look my glow
JainilGosalia JainilGosalia Feb 29, 2016
After commenting this, add to it : "From choking on things and crap I forgot to ask you, how's your momma doing? "
wateriingcan wateriingcan May 31, 2016
please put this in a chapter:
                              
                              don't stand too close to the sun honey, plastic melts
zachfan1212 zachfan1212 Dec 09, 2015
If I wanted a cumback I would just scrape it off of your mom's teeth.