"can I have this kitten please?"
"no, but you can have this dick."
i honestly wouldn't read this. it's fucking horrible.
OH LUKE SEALS THE GAME... sorry Ash, it didn't work out better luck next time
it's been so long since I've read this and you updated so now I have to read it again bc I don't remember anything :'( I CRI
GUYS I JUST GOT A KITTEN A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AND HER NAME IS LUCIFER AND SHE LOOKS EXACTY LIKE THIS OMFG