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Star Wars Urban Dictionary

Star Wars Urban Dictionary

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CJ By generalorgana Updated Jun 17

Okay, we all pretty much know what happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, but we all want more. Something new. Something weird. Something slightly PG-13. Well, here you go. The truth about Star Wars (aka the Star Wars Urban Dictionary aka your new favorite book.) Read on for weirdness.

(THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. It's supposed to be a book set up like Urban Dictionary, a website with definitions for everyday words [and also fandom-y things like Star Wars] written by people online. They can be weird at times, but that makes them funny. Don't read if you don't like Urban Dictionary.)

TrueDauntlessMaster TrueDauntlessMaster Oct 19, 2016
@obikins *said by everyone all of the time*
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hansleia hansleia Nov 22, 2016
"wow, another Skywalker?" *planets begin loading up arsenal* "we know what this means."
- - Mar 08, 2016
They could also be the family where the son makes whoosh whoosh noises with a paper airplane xD
xX_emoblade_Xx xX_emoblade_Xx Apr 02, 2016
UDJAISIJAKAJSMA,KS
                              HE IS NUSE
                              HE HAHAHAH
                              HAHA OMG ITS STAR WARS 
                              I LOVE STARWAR
miamircada miamircada Sep 29, 2016
So basically the Star Wars saga is about this dysfunctional family