Felicity may not have a dashing boyfriend, a glamorous job, or oodles of cash but what she does have, is the home of her dreams. That is, until she meets her neighbour, Thomas Bond. Obnoxious, infuriating and hell bent on making her life a misery, he's the rudest, crudest assh**e she has ever met. Now is the time for Felicity to take control of her life. To fight back stroke for stroke, because home is where the heart is. Right?