Lennon somehow manages to drift her way into every girls dream job, being part of Harry Styles inner circle of employees, despite the fact that she neither looks nor acts the part.
In fact, never mind being someone else's PA, she needs someone to sort her own life out.
Somewhere between screaming fans, a boss who apparently uses mean girls as her inspiration, Taylor Swift and a incident with granny pants, Lennon begins to wonder if she's bitten off more than she can handle.
Still, at least it's not boring... And despite his penchant for Victoria's Secret models Harry's quite cool. He's a total dork, of course, but he's cool in his own way.
All she has to do is remain completely unattracted to him and keep it entirely professional. Which is easy.
- It's not like I chose this crappy name
- Well that was a shambles
- Sure as hell didn't see that one coming
- Being an adult is the dumbest thing I ever did
- So... I'll just sit here and wait then
- Of course I know what I'm doing. Sort of.
- Yeah well I might be weird but you're a total bitch
- This would be kinda cool if I could just, you know, stop embarassing myself
- My life is just a series of strange situations
- Think you know the meaning of difficult? Meet my mother.
- I can do this. Right after I've finished procrastinating.
- Guess I'm not a Taylor Swift fan then.
- Um, I have a question. Whats happening?
- Oh look, another bitch to deal with.
- I must have the highest levels of bad karma in the universe
- When I look at my best friend I realise why I'm so weird
- I think, for once, I may have messed up slightly...
- Oh. Well this is unexpected...
- How not to be sexy; by Lennon Lovelace
- Remember when life just ran smoothly? Yeah, me neither
- Please can I order a side of extra crappy things to happen to me?
- I don't know what the question is but the answer is vodka
- Ok, so maybe this time it is my fault
- Its not the Minecraft, it's the lies
- Guess I should read fanfics more often...
- Harry Styles, meet my parents.
- Stepping out of my comfart zone
- I would just like to say that this sex toy doesn't belong to me
- Why do all these unwelcome people keep showing up? Bitch, get your own story.
- Ouch. Like seriously, fricking ouch.
- Ouch part II feat. Harry Styles
- It could happen to anyone. But it doesn't. It's always me.
- How lovely to meet another one of your relatives Lennon. Said no one ever.
- I ship me with food.
- So, what you're saying is that eating a single salad won't make me thin?
- Victoria's secret is that shes a bitch
- Is that a cucumber in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
- I need a large vodka and a gas mask. ASAP.
- Hey, life, do you mind if I just sit this next part out?
- For someone named after a porn star, I sure am crap at seduction.
- I wonder if 7:30 AM is too early for vodka?
- Just ignore my big swollen face
- The Society of Illuminati Code Krackers
- The world is my oyster. But I don't like seafood.