Kyoya is dared to request Tamaki as a host by the twins. He refuses but is egged on by them, and eventually gives in. He tries to be nonchalant, but Tamaki's surprising(to say the least) flirting with him catches him completely off guard. He resolves to get revenge.
This fic was supposed to be one of those little weird midnight ideas, but I ended up liking it a lot more than I meant to, which led to it having three parts. Just know that it is a little cracky.
(None of the pictures or artwork belong to me. No copyright violations intended.)