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Cesar Vitale By CesarVitale Completed

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-Wattys 2016 Winner

Eve's a vegan zombie, and she really doesn't care what you think of it, so shush it. All she wants is to get by and find some pigeons or a fat rat - anything without a name she can eat before she starves to death in What's-Left-of-Los-Angeles, California. Because I don't care what you say, she's NOT eating humans. It's gross.
  Levon's weird and has a funny voice. Or maybe it just sounds funny when he hears it. Everyone's voice is funny when they hear it recorded, right? Anyway, he's like one of the only people who haven't turned into a zombie since the outbreak, and even he has no idea how that happened. He thinks it's gross to eat people too. But he also thinks it's gross to eat pigeons and rats, so there's that.
  And now that they've found each other in the wasteland, Levon's plan is to carry Eve with him across the country to the army shelter in New York that totally exists and will save them both. Eve's plan is keep her eyes from rolling into her skull every time Levon opens his mouth.

  • adventure
  • comedy
  • dystopian
  • humor
  • post-apocalyptic
  • romance
  • teen
  • wattys2016
  • zombie
  • zombies
It’s the apocalypse, I don’t think it will be going to college lol
@CesarVitale Your way of thinking is amazing and mind-blowing. I can’t believe how true these words are.
To everybody who thinks animals can think: animals purely rely on instinct. They don’t think, they just do.
Baby: Oh you know, chilling and waiting for someone to come and eat me. What about u bro?
This is the kind of book that you need but don’t realize you need it.