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Cesar Vitale By CesarVitale Completed

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-Wattys 2016 Winner

Eve's a vegan zombie, and she really doesn't care what you think of it, so shush it. All she wants is to get by and find some pigeons or a fat rat - anything without a name she can eat before she starves to death in What's-Left-of-Los-Angeles, California. Because I don't care what you say, she's NOT eating humans. It's gross.
  Levon's weird and has a funny voice. Or maybe it just sounds funny when he hears it. Everyone's voice is funny when they hear it recorded, right? Anyway, he's like one of the only people who haven't turned into a zombie since the outbreak, and even he has no idea how that happened. He thinks it's gross to eat people too. But he also thinks it's gross to eat pigeons and rats, so there's that.
  And now that they've found each other in the wasteland, Levon's plan is to carry Eve with him across the country to the army shelter in New York that totally exists and will save them both. Eve's plan is keep her eyes from rolling into her skull every time Levon opens his mouth.

  • adventure
  • comedy
  • dystopian
  • humor
  • post-apocalyptic
  • romance
  • teen
  • wattys2016
  • zombie
  • zombies
I'm listening *stares at you like a lunatic* I have all the time in the world since I'm on Wattpad
a gAAAAAME THEORY #sorrynotsorry
                              but i'm intrigued now, and this book looks really cool so i'ma cONTINUE
GoldiiBlox GoldiiBlox Oct 01
Im supposed to oppose you about mentioning ted talks being boring but idk
                              Why don't they sell buns and hotdogs in the same quantity?
Ms-MiraArsellia Ms-MiraArsellia 2 days ago
XD I've always wondered about this. Do u see ur entire life flash before ur eyes? Cause that'll be hella boring and will take really long. Long enough for me to go to the nearest hospital and not die.
                              That's actually really cool and making me rethink everything–