Tweek is in high school; The best years of his life. Pfft, yeah right. He has no friends, and his life completely sucks. Tweek's point of view.
I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND AND WE CAN WATCH GAY BOOTY SEX PORN TOGETHER!
Clyde, I will legit start screaming random facts I remember from sex Ed at you
Do not tempt me
I know a lot
It gets awkward real quick when I start
BETTER BE YO FUTER BOYFRIEND TWEEK!! * cough cough * CRAIG * coughs hard and starts making weird noises* Man I probably have some sickness or something.
Typo, lemme help **boy friend**
Yeah, Craig your as straight as a rainbow you can't lie to us
But tweek doesn't have a Harley he isn't even bi-curious (he isn't thinking about getting a Harley)
Craig your as straight as a big gay al. Don't lie to us Craig