Tweek is in high school; The best years of his life. Pfft, yeah right. He has no friends, and his life completely sucks. Tweek's point of view.
Poor Tweekers. Bitch if you don't apologies to Tweek, I'll molotov your house while your family's sleeping!!!
Clyde, I will legit start screaming random facts I remember from sex Ed at you
Do not tempt me
I know a lot
It gets awkward real quick when I start
Clyde, I WILL KICK IN YOUR DICK SO HARD YOU WILL HABE A PUSSY
BETTER BE YO FUTER BOYFRIEND TWEEK!! * cough cough * CRAIG * coughs hard and starts making weird noises* Man I probably have some sickness or something.
Typo, lemme help **boy friend**
Yeah, Craig your as straight as a rainbow you can't lie to us
Craig your as straight as a big gay al. Don't lie to us Craig