Orange is the new Larries #Wattys2016
"Listen up, I'm Niall Horan. As you all know, I've been arrested for the violation of trying to leak the Larry sex tape. Oh yes, It's real. But you can thank Briana Jungleworth for fucking up everything. But we can also thank her for bringing us "Larry shippers'' together like the family we are''
Words from the handcuffed Niall Horan. Right, where do I start? .... Oh yeah, Let me start at the day a rumor started. Briana suing all Larries, We laughed we made hashtags, we made 'freddie son' jokes.. Look at us now. Not that I'm complaining, We've got our leader and our fam. We just need our Tol and Smol beans.
**BREAKING NEW** Harry Styles from One Direction arrested mid-day for threatening twenty-three year old Briana Jungwirth. Sources say, The twenty-two year old violated Briana's restraining order, Harry has been taken to the Supreme Court of justice to decide his treatment for the crime.