FUNNY AND RELATABLE QUOTES AND COMEBACKS
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Mom: Clean your room there's family coming over
Me: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that the gathering was being held in my room
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"My pick-up lines are great."
"Yeah, and I have a pet llama."
"You do??"
"No, idiot."
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Arc-en-ciel (n.): Rainbow
He's the perfect example of a thundercloud. He's ru...