* 5SOS FAN FICTION *
"Send me nudes I'm horny."
"And call me daddy."
(Shittest story you will ever read bc I was young AF and this was my first story but I don't wanna edit bc I'm a lazy ass so chill fam)
Other girls: omg i like someone wo is 3 or five years older than me
Me in the distance: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA .....HAHAHHAHAHAHHA bitch plz
Oh well gotta throw away my underwear now. If I could find them, they're probably miles away.
Still wondering when would i meet people i knew from internet...
I LEGIT REMEMBER USING THAT APP. I CONVINCED SOME IDIOT TO BUY ME A PIZZA AND BRING IT TO ME. IT WAS ACTUALLY AMAZING
😂😂😂IM DONE THIS IS NOT CHRISTIAN WHERES MY BLEACH WITH A SPLASH OF HOLY WATER
I'd of just gave him an adress across my road and watched him make himself look like a dick 😂