All I wanted was to peacefully go Christmas shopping, but I end up getting a Santa boner to the ass.
© a junhui crack story by orgasminghao
don't fūck this up
YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BC WEN (🌚heh heh) JUNHUI GETS LIKE THIS, IT GETS DANGEROUS
My family is tiny, I only have 6 cousins and they're all under 8😂 I'm the oldest
I have a restraining order on my gran
^that sentence explains how well my family get along.
WHEN MY HUGE FAMILY GOES SHOPOING AND THEY TELL ME TO CARE VERY GOOD AT THE KIDS AND THE FRIJOLES NOT TO BURN.
Santa is santa all we know is he's some pedo who gives kids gifts and calls them naughty, so, tbvh, it sounds just like junhui