All I wanted was to peacefully go Christmas shopping, but I end up getting a Santa boner to the ass.
© a junhui crack story by orgasminghao
I'm eating a fudgesicle while reading this.....lets just say that I can't look at fudgesicles in the same light again...
your Christmas spirit lead you to write an ching Chong santa getting a boner how many years ago
Yup relatable, its harder since im in a Filipino family. Yeesh~
NO PUEDO RESPIRAR, HABLENLE AL HOSPITAL, CHICAS (I can't breathe, call the hospital, chicks)
BIENE JUANITA A LA FIESTAAA, QUE ASOMBROSO, MAAAN (what am I doing with my life)
jun- can u please calm junhui jr- we don't need another elf at work rn