All I wanted was to peacefully go Christmas shopping, but I end up getting a Santa boner to the ass.
© a junhui crack story by orgasminghao
Well i looked back at my old photos with santa, and one of them was Asian.... so...
I don't even know how many aunts, uncles, or cousins I have. My mother's biological father, let's just say that he got around.
two sentences into the book and this is already so relatable
I'm eating a fudgesicle while reading this.....lets just say that I can't look at fudgesicles in the same light again...
I would purposely drown my brother if I didnt have to deal with the scolding afterwards
You dont remember his face but you remember his crotch, gotcha