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Hoe Hoe Hoe ➳ Junhui

Hoe Hoe Hoe ➳ Junhui

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sanha By orgasminghao Completed

All I wanted was to peacefully go Christmas shopping, but I end up getting a Santa boner to the ass. 

© a junhui crack story by orgasminghao

laic2299 laic2299 Jul 04
Well i looked back at my old photos with santa, and one of them was Asian.... so...
NicoleLee44 NicoleLee44 Jul 05
I don't even know how many aunts, uncles, or cousins I have. My mother's biological father, let's just say that he got around.
nahjaemin nahjaemin Jul 10
two sentences into the book and this is already so relatable
ILuv_OxyJin ILuv_OxyJin 3 days ago
I'm eating a fudgesicle while reading this.....lets just say that I can't look at fudgesicles in the same light again...
I would purposely drown my brother if I didnt have to deal with the scolding afterwards
You dont remember his face but you remember his crotch, gotcha