All I wanted was to peacefully go Christmas shopping, but I end up getting a Santa boner to the ass.
Warning: foul language, racism and perverted things ahead. This is basically a crack story k
I don't get why the story is in ENG if they speak in Spanish
As an Asian I feel offended
But at the same time as a European... umm... lol
esta en el polo norte mujer calmese [she's in the north pole woman calm down]
My friends crush is called Juan. And she calls her juanete. Just for you to know (if you know what juanete means it will be funny if not... mmm... it will be lame.. I guess..?)