"Calum go do laundry." Ashton says sighing and shaking his head.
"Okie dokie...daddy." Calum scurries off with his maid outfit rising up, the skirt part showing his panties off a bit.
I thought of the fetus L.A. video diary where Calum said "Ashton's going to be a sex slave"
*remembers when Calum wore a kilt during a concert*
Me: I'm ready