I have no words to describe what your about to read XD.
~to when Jean was 3~
Me: Just eat your hay!
Jean: No! Is Yuky!!!
Me: *pours some ketchup on it* Here
Jean: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoves hay in his chubby mouth*
It's ok Jean I'm getting your hay shipped to you tomorrow calm down
Calls animal rescue* hello yes my boyfriend just hit a horse*
Rescue people come at pet jean* shhhhh its ok here's a sugar cube
Jean- I am not a horse * eats cube makes a horse noise*
I'm sure my brother will be like this if he gets a girlfriend.
WHAT DID HE DO!? DID HE EAT MY FOOD!? THATS UNACCEPTABLE! WE'RE BREAKING UP EREN!
Eren you know you can't punch Jean!
CAUSE THATS ANIMAL ABUSE!
Jean: -.- gtfo
Eren, Armin, Connie, Sasha, Christa, Ymir, and everyone else: OOOOOH!
Jean: I actually hate all of you.