He's Basically My Brother M.C.

He's Basically My Brother M.C.

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hes my brothers bestfriend thats basically my brother. but hes annoying and hot.

barely any apostrophes and lower case intended.

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rosiee617 rosiee617 Jun 26, 2017
Family Member: "go outside, get some fresh air"
                              Me: "but there are PEOPLE out there"
My mum hates letting me go to parties lol she is convinced I'm going to do something stupid, which I usually do when drunk but she never finds out which is good :)
escapedsooul escapedsooul Jul 19, 2016
someone please tell me how to eat 5 pizza slices straight because apparently my stomach is not capable of holding more than 2 pizza slices
hearttbreakgirll hearttbreakgirll Feb 27, 2016
So in pe I tripped trying to do a push up idek how and I also got nocked out for like 3 minutes for tripping over a mat and then I was running and tripped over a flag and ate sh*t on the grass....we could say I'm clumsy asf
sixela017 sixela017 Aug 17, 2016
I've had contests in my mind with myself before.. 
                              
                              
                              Okayyy that's weird and sad
bmthood-182 bmthood-182 Jan 01, 2016
my parents would let me jump into a tub of acid before letting me go to a party.