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Septiplier one shots

Septiplier one shots

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PurgitoryMaybe? By CrimsonEyesYaoi Updated Sep 24, 2016

These are a mix of one shots of jacksepticeye and markiplier


I want to do things for jack too. But we can't all get what we want
Nasty. Now Jack be banging the teacher. Ooooo they can have 6 some. Nastys
This reminds me of a part in TBBT when Amy was calling Sheldon at Penny's house and then she said
                              'If this turns into phone sex I want you to leave'
Shanilator Shanilator May 02
Dam (Percy Jackson joke). Your friend group is full of people banging the staff, Jack. 
                              Just a random thing: When I tried to spell friend it autocorrected to "grind." Ooookaaayyyy then, phone.
OH OKAY. *rolling on the floor* I swear to god if someone says daddy
The more I read the farther I move my head away from the phone screen until I can't see