These are a mix of one shots of jacksepticeye and markiplier
*SMUTTTTT NOT FOR A CHILDS EYES*
I want to do things for jack too. But we can't all get what we want
Nasty. Now Jack be banging the teacher. Ooooo they can have 6 some. Nastys
This reminds me of a part in TBBT when Amy was calling Sheldon at Penny's house and then she said
'If this turns into phone sex I want you to leave'
Dam (Percy Jackson joke). Your friend group is full of people banging the staff, Jack.
Just a random thing: When I tried to spell friend it autocorrected to "grind." Ooookaaayyyy then, phone.
OH OKAY. *rolling on the floor* I swear to god if someone says daddy
The more I read the farther I move my head away from the phone screen until I can't see