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♡ Puns ♡

♡ Puns ♡

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lucy By hallucynated Updated Apr 04

The rarest and funniest puns.
  Book cover made by; @sunlily-

You've CAT to be KITTEN me..........*trys to be serious and quite*..........BAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHA OMG AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZHHA (I'm so lame I laugh at my own jokes) HAHAHAHAH BAHAHAHAHA okay I'm done.
Person: What's up?
                              Me: The sealing.
                              Person: We have already gone over this. I'm done. 
                              Me: But there's a SEAL on the CEILING.
*puts bread on both sides of Sans face* What are you sans. 
                              Sans: A SANSwich and i think I'm SANSational. plz reply if you know who Sans is
Rubinskers Rubinskers Apr 17
Do not cross this line. This is the line of puns. If you cross this line, you will be cursed for eternity, suffering your closest family members and friends bombarding you with puns 😂😂😂
MahonesBae MahonesBae Apr 09
Listen to Austin Mahone's new EP called ForMe+You
There are three rings of marriage 
                              Wedding ring, engagement ring and suffering😂