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Racism is a huge problem between humans and monsters, and well just so happens that I'm a monster. A lot of humans don't think I'm suitable for working conditions and when I'm on break, just walking around, humans make comments under their breath. But I didn't pay much attention to it... well that was until the most obnoxious, rude, smart mouth, stubborn, self-centered, bigot I've ever met stumbled into my life. His name is Corey, Daniel Woods. The worst part? I'm absolutely in love with him. Cheesy right? Yeah, I'd think so too, but it's true. Another problem, He hates pretty much everything, including himself. How do I know? It's obvious... How he never smiles, he doesn't speak very much [but when he does it just makes everyone want to punch him in his nose], and the main reason I know... is the scars. Nobody else notices them but me... it's sad really, that the only one who cares... is someone he hates...All Rights Reserved

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Uwa! So Fate♫ [Sans x Frisk] by calmlypanicking

"what tori said, is it... true?" I paused, and I didn't say anything for about a minute. "earth to fri-" "Yes. It's true. So what?" He was silent. "... so what? it means a lot to both of us, and you know that." I continued blushing. But my face was welcomed to a brush of his bony fingers. I stared into his sockets. "but, it would've been better if you told me sooner." My first story, so don't expect anything good lol. None of the pictures I use in this story are mine. All credits go to their rightful owners. Ranked #1 in #friskundertale! Thank you all so much!!

Stone Cold Pacifist (Horror Sans x Reader) by ReapingZen

PLEASE READ BEFORE GETTING INTO THE STORY. Your name is (Y/n), and you play the role of an unusual pacifist. In the story of Horrortale, your unique soul allows you to see WD Gaster who no longer holds a powerful connection with the underground due to the inactive core. After your parents are killed, Gaster makes a deal with you. He will help you extract revenge on your parent's murderer, and in return... you were going to fix the core in the underground. While Sans failed to do it when everyone went insane, you knew what you had to do because well. The creator of the core told you everything that you needed to know. The real trick isn't the resources that you've been gathering during your time on the surface for the job, it's the things that are in the underground that you have yet to obtain. While it is true that you have a lot of experience with fighting and a high amount of LV thanks to Gaster's guidance... you now decided to stop killing, and start saving. ...... But can a stone cold pacifist truly manage her way through Horrortale? Okay, a quick note. This story is rated mature, blood, gore, some more sensitive things that you might find extremely suggestive. Since people are enjoying my Nightmare x Reader story, I decided to do a little bit extra. My updates with this book will be a bit slower. (Totally didn't write this story because I wanted to do a drawing of horror for the cover.) This story is kind of a slow burn, but unlike my other story, the reader is no pushover. Like in the The King's Queen, the cover DOES belong to me, so please do not steal it, etc. Remember these important keys when it comes to reading the story! (Y/n): Your name (E/c): Eye color (H/l): Hair Length (H/c): Hair color (S/c): Skin color (F/c): Favorite color

The Ghost Above Me (Gaster x Reader) by xsfolia

Even though the Underground is now empty, except for some people, you still stupidly managed to fall in the once prison for monsters. Who knew you would get away from the prison with someone following you behind your back? Who would have known an echo flower would have revealed too many things? Who would have known you'd fall in love again? Words count: 55.608

[HIATUS] Don't Forget [Sans x Female Reader] by GabrielXander

You would think that with how shit your luck is, you would've been dead day one since falling into the Underground filled with scary monsters and a few spooky skeletons. However, much to your surprise, that did not happen (yet). You know how you ended up here, but you don't know... HOW. You're actually in the GAME Undertale now. And to make matters worse, there are some people who KNOW. You're surviving the best you can, but things are only going to get weirder from here on out. Gaster apparently needs your help? You're using the DJ to go to different AU's? You are gay now?- Okay, maybe that last one is just a joke, but still! You can only hope that your instincts are enough to keep you alive in these trenches. On God, they tryin' to drown you in this hoe! {Available on Patreon, Quotev, and Ao3 under GabrielXander}

Lovers Never Stop Loving by Quintyn666

I was like 14 when I wrote this, read at your own risk. Editing has been discontinued for awhile, sorry I never got around to disclosing that. This book was a projection of archetypes onto characters, I'm sure there are better fic's who encompass the characters much better than I did when I was a child lol. Here's the old bio, to show you just how talented I was back then: "Just read it to find out what it is. I'm not going to spoil the book for you." Anyways, if you do read this, some part of me appreciates you. I dont want to admit it, but I'm proud of these works. Sure, they're full of filler, inconsistent and rushed story beats, and overall is junk, but I followed through to completion even if its all a mess lmao. So thanks, for putting yourself through this haha. Cheers!

| 𝓓𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓐𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 | by authorhere_

Dillon Ace Edward, autumn green eyes,dark brown hairs with a milky skin, a handsome hunk with a muscular body, wounded masculine character of audacious and impudent personality,the underworld fears him just because of his cold and scary aura. He doesn't believe in love! the word love is a pathetic word for him and the reason for that is...his not so pleasing past. Will he ever be able to move on? "A soul filled with black skies carrying a heart of rock." What will happen when he will meet the girl who is so full of love? Will he give a chance to himself to fall in love all over again? Nora Reece Bardot, a pretty girl with ocean blue eyes, medium caramel brown wavy hairs, fair skin and a beautiful slim body, a light feminine character girl with childish, sparkling and keen personality but with a tragic past! the past which she doesn't remember but still has the side effects...how?, huge asf delusional and want to experience love just like it is in books.. Will she ever get it? "A monochromatic soul with a colourful heart." What will happen when she will remember her past? Will she survive it all? Will it be bearable for her? Or will she able to forgive herself? Both the souls are with not so pleasing past. Will they ever be able to move on? Or will they cope up with it? [Slow Updates] •The story and the characters are totally mine! •My apologies for the grammatical mistakes as English is not my native language. •If you dislike anything in my fiction it's not my concern but you can click off if you are going to write bad comments! It's just my imagination which I am putting in to words. Thank you ♥

The Faults in Our Souls ~ Gaster x Reader (Under editing) by _T3chn0_

"Do you not want to go back home? To the surface?" °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° "No." °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° "Why?" °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° "Because my home is right here, sitting next to me." _______________________ You were used to the unfortunates of life. Everyone had them, it was normal, but life decided to take a lemon, freeze it, then throw it at your face. But, it wasn't like it was THAT bad... Until you fell into the Underground that'd been sealed for over a hundred years, of course. Friends along the way help you through the sudden changes in your life, and a bone-ified family as well. (82,110 words) (Undertale does not belong to me, only the characters I added for plot reasonings. You belong to yourself, of course.)

꧁HATE TO LOVE YOU꧂ by Silly_Authour_C

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Crossing the Limit (Undertale) by Espeon804

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Uwa! So Fate♫ [Sans x Frisk] cover

Stone Cold Pacifist (Horror Sans x Reader) cover

The Ghost Above Me (Gaster x Reader) cover

[HIATUS] Don't Forget [Sans x Female Reader] cover

Lovers Never Stop Loving cover

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The Faults in Our Souls ~ Gaster x Reader (Under editing) cover

꧁HATE TO LOVE YOU꧂ cover

Crossing the Limit (Undertale) cover

The Time Before (Undertale) cover

Uwa! So Fate♫ [Sans x Frisk]

"what tori said, is it... true?" I paused, and I didn't say anything for about a minute. "earth to fri-" "Yes. It's true. So what?" He was silent. "... so what? it means a lot to both of us, and you know that." I continued blushing. But my face was welcomed to a brush of his bony fingers. I stared into his sockets. "but, it would've been better if you told me sooner." My first story, so don't expect anything good lol. None of the pictures I use in this story are mine. All credits go to their rightful owners. Ranked #1 in #friskundertale! Thank you all so much!!