On Hermione's 17th birthday, she receives a strange letter from an unknown person telling her that she's adopted. When she ignores it, a dream about Voldemort flips her world upside down
the worst that could happen is that you fall down a well, land in a nest of acromatrantulas, be in the hospital wing for a month, have to wear a Horcrux 24/7, trip in high heels down 5 flights of stairs, and fail to catch the golden snitch.
Wait a minute, "Hey, that's my line!" Says Lucius Malfoy.
Imagine Voldemort wondering what to put in the envelope, "Hmmmmmmmmmm, I KNOW 'dearest hermione'" then inside its just 'your adopted. Deal with it. I Voldemort am your father.'
your story is great, but isn't Ginny in the year below Hermione? so how come they are sharing the same dorm, room, whatever?
It could have a very angry leprechaun trying to kill you with very small potatoes. Never say "What's the worst that can happen?"
You would figure after being friends with Harry that that is the worst sentence you could say