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Hilarious Texts

Hilarious Texts

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meh By walkinginclouds Completed

Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. 

**WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**

dioscuri01 dioscuri01 Mar 30
I'm not creative enough for this. But that's why we have Google xD
nyancat5552 nyancat5552 Mar 27
... Eenie meenie minie mo. Catch a lady by her toes. If she screams don't let her go. Eenie meenie minie mo your mother said to pick the very best girl... And i am.
LeahLopez_30 LeahLopez_30 Dec 19, 2016
I've used this to my boyfriend a while ago since we were saying random jokes and I said this😂
bradleyrobbins bradleyrobbins Aug 24, 2016
I text that to my friend before and he actually turned around 2 come get a phone that was in his hand