"but you can call me daddy."
lol but when ur called charlotte n ur daddy is ashton this fic is already gold
*fergie pops out* YOU GOT THE YOU GOT THE YOU GOT THE MILK MONEY I GOT THE I GOT THE I GOT THE MILF MONEY
not typically the thoughts one has the first time meeting their stepdad
Or I could not and u could get the fûck outta my house, come back, drop off candy, and leave the country
everyone says when i Blush or something like that u just got into the details xd does tavt even make sense?
When you're drowning you daughter in holy water but rolling in the mud