Yes. Smuts. Indeed. Smuts... You dirty children XD
Jack be like: I IS SCARRED FOR LIFE, I SHALL NEVER LOOK AT MARK AND (Y/N) THE SAME WAY EVER AGAIN
Jack: THE HORROR!!!!!!!
Me: awww! My little Jack is jealous! Awww! How cute!
all mah b0i wanted to do was see the broom, and mah b0i saw something else
LITERALLY MY CHILDHOOD WILL GET RUINED BUT FLUFF IT LETS DO THIS
I IMAGINE JACK COVERING HIS EYES AND RUNNING INTO THE WALL LIKE IN "ELF"
God damnit, why does my sister recomened such good books? I know I shouldn't but... I love the book. *claps hands over mouth and runs away, leaving phone spinning in air like a cartoon*