Elf Bites                  ❄  l.s. AU

Elf Bites ❄ l.s. AU

86.4K Reads 5.6K Votes 35 Part Story
Carissa By simmerup Updated May 25

"Deck the halls with balls of toenails, fa-la-la-la-la, I hate your beard."
"I don't have a beard."
"I know.  It's pathetic."

A jolly AU where Harry is an elf-in-training who quits his job and moves to London after the Elder Elves cancel Christmas in the North Pole.  He plans to stay in London after that...but he decides to save his favorite holiday instead.  And he may or may not enlist the help of his favorite human and full-time scrooge, Louis.


❄ Winner of a 2016 Watty for HQ Love

The humans in charge of stores have TOO MUCH Christmas cheer
HarmonyKio2 HarmonyKio2 Jul 16
Harry
                              Elflings
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                              DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!
                              (Sorry, I had too)
EGFoutz EGFoutz Jun 15
Your exposition has a lot of finesse; the reader is discovering the protagonist in real, present time w/o posed narration, and has enough info for interest without being overloaded :)
dear-laurel dear-laurel Jul 29
IM GONNA LOVE THIS OMG THIS IS THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS TIME STORY!!❤️
I see you shiver with antici.........
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
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HA HA! I AM COMING BACK TO REREAD SIMPLY BECAUSE I AM NOT PATIENT! :-)))))