Elf Bites                  ❄  l.s. AU

Elf Bites ❄ l.s. AU

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Carissa By simmerup Updated Feb 06

"Deck the halls with balls of toenails, fa-la-la-la-la, I hate your beard."
"I don't have a beard."
"I know.  It's pathetic."

A jolly AU where Harry is an elf-in-training who quits his job and moves to London after the Elder Elves cancel Christmas in the North Pole.  He plans to stay in London after that...but he decides to save his favorite holiday instead.  And he may or may not enlist the help of his favorite human and full-time scrooge, Louis.


❄ Winner of a 2016 Watty for HQ Love

zaIfie zaIfie Jan 10
pretty sure i've heard that before, i think it was that problematic boyband
hemmings_squad hemmings_squad Dec 30, 2016
I tried picturing what this little elf would look like in the story and all that popped into my mind was a miniature version of Ed Sheeran
hemmings_squad hemmings_squad Dec 30, 2016
It's little Harry all over again from when he used to work at that bakery
hanamehmetaj hanamehmetaj Dec 31, 2016
Sounds kind of familiar. Can't put my finger on where I've heard it
Where have I heard that term before? Maybe the band wand erection?
SmileyRu SmileyRu Dec 31, 2016
I got beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, lamb, ram, hog, dog, beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, chicken,turkey, chicken, turkey YOU NAME IT!!  
                              
                              Sorry I had to