Elf Bites                  ❄  l.s. AU

Elf Bites ❄ l.s. AU

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Carissa By simmerup Updated Oct 27

"Deck the halls with balls of toenails, fa-la-la-la-la, I hate your beard."
"I don't have a beard."
"I know.  It's pathetic."

A jolly AU where Harry is an elf-in-training who quits his job and moves to London after the Elder Elves cancel Christmas in the North Pole.  He plans to stay in London after that...but he decides to save his favorite holiday instead.  And he may or may not enlist the help of his favorite human and full-time scrooge, Louis.


❄ Winner of a 2016 Watty for HQ Love

  • christmas
  • elf
  • fanfic
  • harry
  • holiday
  • humor
  • larry
  • louis
  • love
  • nanowrimo
  • northpole
  • onedirection
  • romance
  • wattys2016
  • winter
It's at the 2 months mark rn so I mean I'm not THAT early though everyone else thinks so. *shakes my head because no one decides to get into the Christmas spirit early anymore.*
- - Jun 08
in my town we have a midwinter christmas lunch 
                              which is june/july
narqotics narqotics Dec 03
this reminded me of a professor i used to have who always told us that we made her feel younger 'cause she ABSORBED our youth, our own private dementor
Contact the lads to get the band back together.. That hit me hard😭😭
dear-laurel dear-laurel Jul 29
IM GONNA LOVE THIS OMG THIS IS THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS TIME STORY!!❤️
narqotics narqotics Dec 04
toy llorando si nos guiamos por hiatus de otras personas navidad no vuelve más ahre q igual no me gusta navidad