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Elf Bites                  ❄  l.s. AU

Elf Bites ❄ l.s. AU

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Carissa By simmerup Updated Feb 06

"Deck the halls with balls of toenails, fa-la-la-la-la, I hate your beard."
"I don't have a beard."
"I know.  It's pathetic."

A jolly AU where Harry is an elf-in-training who quits his job and moves to London after the Elder Elves cancel Christmas in the North Pole.  He plans to stay in London after that...but he decides to save his favorite holiday instead.  And he may or may not enlist the help of his favorite human and full-time scrooge, Louis.

❄ Winner of a 2016 Watty for HQ Love

zaIfie zaIfie Jan 10
pretty sure i've heard that before, i think it was that problematic boyband
laaarrrry laaarrrry Dec 31, 2016
Sounds kind of familiar. Can't put my finger on where I've heard it
Where have I heard that term before? Maybe the band wand erection?
SmileyRu SmileyRu Dec 31, 2016
I got beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, lamb, ram, hog, dog, beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, chicken,turkey, chicken, turkey YOU NAME IT!!  
                              Sorry I had to
universal_hemmings universal_hemmings Dec 30, 2016
Why is this hitting a nerve in me that feels oddly familiar!? :'(
laaarrrry laaarrrry Dec 31, 2016
Can someone explain to me what's going on I'm a bit confused