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Elf Bites                  ❄  l.s. AU

Elf Bites ❄ l.s. AU

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Carissa By simmerup Updated May 25

"Deck the halls with balls of toenails, fa-la-la-la-la, I hate your beard."
"I don't have a beard."
"I know.  It's pathetic."

A jolly AU where Harry is an elf-in-training who quits his job and moves to London after the Elder Elves cancel Christmas in the North Pole.  He plans to stay in London after that...but he decides to save his favorite holiday instead.  And he may or may not enlist the help of his favorite human and full-time scrooge, Louis.

❄ Winner of a 2016 Watty for HQ Love

The humans in charge of stores have TOO MUCH Christmas cheer
HarmonyKio2 HarmonyKio2 Jul 16
                              DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!
                              (Sorry, I had too)
The original hiatus end date is in a few weeks.... pretty obvious that ain't happening
EGFoutz EGFoutz Jun 15
Your exposition has a lot of finesse; the reader is discovering the protagonist in real, present time w/o posed narration, and has enough info for interest without being overloaded :)
I see you shiver with antici.........
                              *is reminded of my family*
                              *feels like a dirty liar*