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Elf Bites                  ❄  l.s. AU

Elf Bites ❄ l.s. AU

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Carissa By simmerup Updated Apr 10

"Deck the halls with balls of toenails, fa-la-la-la-la, I hate your beard."
"I don't have a beard."
"I know.  It's pathetic."

A jolly AU where Harry is an elf-in-training who quits his job and moves to London after the Elder Elves cancel Christmas in the North Pole.  He plans to stay in London after that...but he decides to save his favorite holiday instead.  And he may or may not enlist the help of his favorite human and full-time scrooge, Louis.

❄ Winner of a 2016 Watty for HQ Love

zaIfie zaIfie Jan 10
pretty sure i've heard that before, i think it was that problematic boyband
Wrume1bicg Wrume1bicg Jan 03
At first I was confused and then I remembered the british put their dates the other way round
Barn_Michaelis Barn_Michaelis Dec 31, 2016
That's literally me.. I hate having a birthday around Christmas
ChoccyTheOtaku ChoccyTheOtaku Dec 31, 2016
Well you see Lou they want you to get excited a lot earlier, so you spend more money! Commercialism!
                              Jk not actually my views
laaarrrry laaarrrry Dec 31, 2016
Sounds kind of familiar. Can't put my finger on where I've heard it
Where have I heard that term before? Maybe the band wand erection?