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"Yoongi, your hands are nice, but they'd look better down my pants."
[y'all read at your own risk, this is a crack fic with a mini plot, but nonetheless random, enjoy!]
Wait, WHAT?? IF JIN FOUND OUT WHAT U B DOING HE'LL WOOP YOUR ASS HARDER THAN HE WOOPS HIS CHILDREN
AND HE GOES ALONG WITH IT- WTF ALL THESE SHIPS GETTING MESSED UP
Jikook smut confuses me because I can't imagine jungkook or jimin as tops
YOU'D TAP ANYTHING YOU CAN GET ONTOP OF, OH HEY YOU'RE ON TOP OF YOONGI SO WHATCHU WAITING FOR FAM
Wtf that sounded so koreaboo someone please shoot me
See Kooks? This is what happens when you don't stay in your lane.