Zayn Malik: Gay. People are jealous of him. He's a bit of a whore. Gets good grades. His reputation is the most important thing to him...besides a promise he made with his mother when he could barely speak a full sentence. Harry Styles: Bi. Usually does what he's told. Graduated college. Got a job as a teacher. Charming. He's horny 75% of the time. Don't ask him about his mother. Or his father for that matter.