Unsolvable Puzzle (This Book Has Been Abando...
Once upon a time, there was a boy that crawled into a hellhole and died. A bunch of cool chemicals brought him back to life, and it was at that moment he realized what he was destined to do: sell drugs.
Saner Summary: Dick Grayson comes across and enchanting paradise that holds the liquid that can do virtually anything. He starts messing with the Lazarus chemical, and eventually becomes a cool guy by the name of Puzzle. The thing Puzzle does for a living? Create different versions of Lazarus and sell it to the scum of the earth.
Basically, a crack story with legitimate plot.
(Lots of dark themes, all of which that I am not glorifying at all.)