Of all the days of the week, Pete is scheduled to get married on a Monday. But the weekend before the big day, he meets a man who makes him want to reconsider.
Patrick tops. And when he does, he makes sure that you can't walk for weeks.
i'd get married in a church
then baptise my baby in a church
then have my funeral in a church
but on my coffin it will say
"bye motherfluckers i'm goin to hell p.s i'm not straight"