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life is ok - a Life is Strange parody

life is ok - a Life is Strange parody

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Good Night Good Luck By Joltix Completed

I'm Max Caulfield, and I'm an everyday hero. Now, you may think this is your typical white-girl with superpowers and less than average breast size that somehow catches the interest of the white-boy jock, most popular boy of the school, and saves the planet from exploding or whatever. First of all, I'm gay as fuck so that jock can fling himself into a tornado for as much as I care, but everything is else is facts. Read this page-turning novel with me becoming a mature woman and making mature decisions so you can then get really disappointed when I still end up in the forbidden Sass Room, er, Dark Room. And it all started, when I took a picture of a blue butterfly...okay that's bullshit. I just really needed to pee but these two jerks decided that they should start shooting each other. Turns out that both of those jerks will ruin my life as well.

'I love this story just as much as I love you Max please notice me' - Warren Graham

'THX BUT WERE NOT FRIENDS' - Victoria Chase

'No more mosh pits for you, shaka bra' - Chloe Price

'Whatthefuckever' - Nathan Prescott

'We can properly discuss your future as a writer in my dark room' - Mark Jefferson

It's the aristocrats
                              Just answer with that it works every time I s w e a r
She's into serving our lord and savior Jesus Christ and soaking whoever she's doing the nasty with in holy water whilst tying them up with a chastity belt and locking them in a church so they can atone for their sins
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT
                              NATHAN GOT THE SHOT
                              
                              HA HA
                              H A
                              H AAAAA
IMAGINE SHE DID THAT AND WENT UNCONSIOUS 
                              GAME OVER THATS IT THE END DONT DO DRUGS KIDS
IM TRYING NOT TO WAKE UP MY LITTLE SISTER THATS SLEEPING BESIDE ME. JESUS CHRIST HAHAHA
MY FAVOURITE PART ABOUT LIFE IS STRANGE IS THIS
                              THE FÛCKIN DIALOGUE BETWEEN PEOPLE IS DONE BY ADULTS WHO HAVE N O IDEA HOW TEENAGERS ACTUALLY TALK TO ONE ANOTHER AND ITS HILARIOUS