The Panic! Bible

The Panic! Bible

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This is gospel.

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*gets to a party really late*
                              Me: "I CHIMED IN WITH A, "HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSIN' THE GODDAMN DOOR — IMMMM GGGGAAAAYYYYYY!!"
                              Fren: ok
TheReferencer TheReferencer Dec 13, 2016
Omg I've seen this post I will never get tired of it
                              
                              Someone sing a full parody pls
I have a better one:
                              ITS MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS WITH A SENSE OF POSION RATIONALITYYYYYYYYY...IM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. I CHIMED IN.
No effing joke.I was literally singing this line before I clicked on the story.The exact same line.
I sang this unintentionally in a library. Weird looks everywhere. Whoops