The Panic! Bible

The Panic! Bible

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ronnie By obeIisk Completed

This is gospel.

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COMPLETED

*gets to a party really late*
                              Me: "I CHIMED IN WITH A, "HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSIN' THE GODDAMN DOOR — IMMMM GGGGAAAAYYYYYY!!"
                              Fren: ok
Literally as I was reading this I WRITE SINS CAME ON! Perfect timing Spotify, perfect timing XD
I have a better one:
                              ITS MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS WITH A SENSE OF POSION RATIONALITYYYYYYYYY...IM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. I CHIMED IN.
- - Feb 13
No effing joke.I was literally singing this line before I clicked on the story.The exact same line.
I sang this unintentionally in a library. Weird looks everywhere. Whoops