Hello my lovelies! This is a tf2 one shot book, starring our favorite mercanaries!
This book only has fluff, keep that in mind~
Team Fortress 2 belongs to Valve☆
Just casually talking to my friends.
"Hey, I found a crystal chandelier of my doorstep today."
"Dàmn bítch who's giving you all this shít"
"I have no idea, dude. It just shows up. I have a fúcking dog."
HE IS EVERYWHERE!!!
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES!!!!!!!!!
So Soy bribes a taxi driver knowing you'll be late to the movies while getting changed he gives you the coupon that he bribed the movies to give him
Bro... try NOT to put your cologne on stuff you give to the girl you admire if you don't want them to find out about you when they actually meet you...
Spy you are so awesome for getting Danny, Hunter, and I tickets to Annabelle! (I love that movie even though it isn't scary but is supposed to be scary)
HE LOOKS LIKE STEVE, BUT HE'S FRENCH
cuz dang, no one would wear such a spy themed mask in public