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The Average Life of Dan [boyxboy]

The Average Life of Dan [boyxboy]

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❝AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. HE WAS BEAUTIFUL. ❞
     - in which Dan finds love, again.

marygbright marygbright Mar 09
I FCKING HATE GLITTER, IT GETS IN EVERY UNWANTED PLACE AND NEVER WHERE YOU WANT IT
Danlester313 Danlester313 3 days ago
Hi my name is [Dan]
                              
                              Ok I'll leave I'm phan trash sorry 😐
marygbright marygbright Mar 09
My last name is Bright so there's not much to make fun of there, but my name is Mary, which gets me a lot of "Mary had a little lamb" "Mary, Mary, quite contrary" and the best "Mary had a little dick"
suchsatire suchsatire 7 days ago
i couldve sold that at my school, i would be as rich as a porn star
zthequeen7 zthequeen7 Feb 22
*prepares pool of holy water opens the bible waits for sexual comments to load*
zthequeen7 zthequeen7 Feb 22
But hell isn't exactly straight in fact hell loves eating curly noodles