I write gay fan fiction. Shut up you do it too.
*gross sobbing and screeching while dramatically eating samich*
Milking the walrus seems like the best job you could ask for!
WHAT DID THE SANDWICH DO TO YOU JONATHAN?!? YOUR TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!
Wait I wonder what other people see sense they can't see Sock
*screams and throws phone*
WHY HOMESTUCK WHY
PORQUE JAWNY THE SANDWICH WAS SO INNOCENT, SO YOUNG; SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR. YOU WILL GO TO HÉLL