Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand

Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand

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Rawr By WildCatLover157 Updated Mar 12, 2016

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Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl.

Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things.

I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone.

Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor 
Highest Ranking: #1 in Random

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Yasssss. I feel like punching people who think that being a girl is so easy!!!!!!!
shooba32 shooba32 Jun 12
Combs literally DO NOT go through mah hair. It's straight-ish, but it is knotted and I cannot even try to get all the knots out without breaking the comb. When I have no knots in my hair it feels like a life accomplishment.
And I beat all the guys in my class for sit-ups so idek why ppl think girls are weak
Boy: Aw, your just moody. A period isn't that bad.
                              Me: HAVE YOU MET A WOMAN, LIVED WITH A WOMAN, OR BEEN AROUND WOMAN?!?
I MAY FALL OVER WHEN KICKING THE BALL! BUT I CAN THROW ONE HELL OF A PUNCH!
                              GIRL POWER!
I WANT TO VENT SO BAD XD
                              
                              Boy: They're just periods. Nothing to worry about.
                              Me: I WILL STAB YOU IN THE CHEST TEN TIMES IF YOU DARE TOUCH MY FIGURINE COLLECTION. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAt it's likeeeeee....