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Hey Roomie| Deadpool x reader

Hey Roomie| Deadpool x reader

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The Hero By ArtemisSnowfall Completed

It started off as a normal day, except for the gunshots that sounded from the neighboring building. 
You had just got out of shower, slipping on your under garments and jogging pants. It was your day off and you were planning on relaxing in your apartment. You were about to put on your shirt when an explosion shakes your apartment. 

"The heck?" You huff, stepping out of the bathroom after dropping your shirt.

You look over at the smoking gaping hole in your wall. 

"What the cheezits?" You repeat, stepping toward it. A shape appears from the smoke and someone crashes into you, making you fall onto your back.                     
Their face rested between your breast. 

"Soft," he comments. You push the face away, too shocked to speak. 

"Well, gotta go!" He chimes, leaping to his feet. He begins to dash out the room but stops briefly, 

"Those are nice by the way!" He calls over his shoulder before disappearing out of your room and apartment. You blink a...

Skittalic Skittalic Jun 08
I actually am a nice person and would never shoot someone in the knee because that could cause life-long paralysis in the leg.
He's acting like this happens all the time and I'd be like if I were him: Wtf no
                              WE'RE ALL MAD HERE BABY#
Me: Hot Belgian waffles. Wait, I'm alone. I can curse for real! Son of a bitch!