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Pen Your Pride
Hey Roomie| Deadpool x reader

Hey Roomie| Deadpool x reader

162K Reads 6.3K Votes 13 Part Story
The Hero By ArtemisSnowfall Completed

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It started off as a normal day, except for the gunshots that sounded from the neighboring building. 
You had just got out of shower, slipping on your under garments and jogging pants. It was your day off and you were planning on relaxing in your apartment. You were about to put on your shirt when an explosion shakes your apartment. 

"The heck?" You huff, stepping out of the bathroom after dropping your shirt.

You look over at the smoking gaping hole in your wall. 

"What the cheezits?" You repeat, stepping toward it. A shape appears from the smoke and someone crashes into you, making you fall onto your back.                     
Their face rested between your breast. 

"Soft," he comments. You push the face away, too shocked to speak. 

"Well, gotta go!" He chimes, leaping to his feet. He begins to dash out the room but stops briefly, 

"Those are nice by the way!" He calls over his shoulder before disappearing out of your room and apartment. You blink a...

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FlynnJoyner FlynnJoyner Jun 05
I would literally just shoot him whenever just because I wanted to.
Hmmmmmmm.....Should deadpool be my main dude or my side dude cus I'm digging Bill Cipher
Sushijima Sushijima Jun 09
I ain't just playin' I fuckin am hard to get, even if you try hard or if you ARE hard. I don't fuckin care, try me bitch
I’m so tired i thought it said
                              ‘Spiderman is officially my favorite supper’
                              I was like okay.......................
🎵 Dashing down the stairs.... Deadpool really scares... GOTTA FIND A HIDING SPOT... OH NO, I GOT CAUGHT. 🎵
BrokenToy BrokenToy Jun 04
*shoots him in the other knee* that's for calling me babe.
                              *shoots him in the shoulder* that's for, again, putting a hole in my wall.
                              *shoots him in the balls* and that's for saying it have nice "twins"!