Hey Roomie| Deadpool x reader

Hey Roomie| Deadpool x reader

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The Hero By ArtemisSnowfall Completed

It started off as a normal day, except for the gunshots that sounded from the neighboring building. 
You had just got out of shower, slipping on your under garments and jogging pants. It was your day off and you were planning on relaxing in your apartment. You were about to put on your shirt when an explosion shakes your apartment. 

"The heck?" You huff, stepping out of the bathroom after dropping your shirt.

You look over at the smoking gaping hole in your wall. 

"What the cheezits?" You repeat, stepping toward it. A shape appears from the smoke and someone crashes into you, making you fall onto your back.                     
Their face rested between your breast. 

"Soft," he comments. You push the face away, too shocked to speak. 

"Well, gotta go!" He chimes, leaping to his feet. He begins to dash out the room but stops briefly, 

"Those are nice by the way!" He calls over his shoulder before disappearing out of your room and apartment. You blink a...

  • ooooooops
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*holds up a camera*
                              Peter: how did you know!?
                              It was pretty obvious man
Such innocence unlike me according to all my friends I was never innocent
karlakiri karlakiri Oct 20
Me sexy?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂no😑
Dude I am only twelve and I have a large chest, I hate it to hell and back! 😭😭😭
AlphaMuidui AlphaMuidui Oct 17
Ya I am not sexy here is a example " *finds Chips* 😀 *eats chips in less then 1 sec* * makes in humane noises* " so.....Ya that's why that is also my daily routine lol
Foxfire1264 Foxfire1264 Oct 18
You would know, Spiderman, he hits on you all the time. 😂 I read too many spiderpool fanfictions.