Hey Roomie| Deadpool x reader

Hey Roomie| Deadpool x reader

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The Hero By ArtemisSnowfall Completed

It started off as a normal day, except for the gunshots that sounded from the neighboring building. 
You had just got out of shower, slipping on your under garments and jogging pants. It was your day off and you were planning on relaxing in your apartment. You were about to put on your shirt when an explosion shakes your apartment. 

"The heck?" You huff, stepping out of the bathroom after dropping your shirt.

You look over at the smoking gaping hole in your wall. 

"What the cheezits?" You repeat, stepping toward it. A shape appears from the smoke and someone crashes into you, making you fall onto your back.                     
Their face rested between your breast. 

"Soft," he comments. You push the face away, too shocked to speak. 

"Well, gotta go!" He chimes, leaping to his feet. He begins to dash out the room but stops briefly, 

"Those are nice by the way!" He calls over his shoulder before disappearing out of your room and apartment. You blink a...

                              EVEN AS A DEMON HE WAS ADORABLE
And thats because I named the white one stuart and the black one ratatouille
I can only imagine him with a diva pose with hands on his hips😂
I can't stop imaging his house in the game (which is probably where it came from
QuiXilver QuiXilver Sep 11
Are there neighbors
                              cuz she's shooting him a whole lot
                              Maybe she got a silencer
                              Or they're used to it
I'd probably say what the frick frack diddly dack backtrack quarterback nickelback.