Hey Roomie| Deadpool x reader

Hey Roomie| Deadpool x reader

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How about a song... By ArtemisSnowfall Completed

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It started off as a normal day, except for the gunshots that sounded from the neighboring building. 
You had just got out of shower, slipping on your under garments and jogging pants. It was your day off and you were planning on relaxing in your apartment. You were about to put on your shirt when an explosion shakes your apartment. 

"The heck?" You huff, stepping out of the bathroom after dropping your shirt.

You look over at the smoking gaping hole in your wall. 

"What the cheezits?" You repeat, stepping toward it. A shape appears from the smoke and someone crashes into you, making you fall onto your back.                     
Their face rested between your breast. 

"Soft," he comments. You push the face away, too shocked to speak. 

"Well, gotta go!" He chimes, leaping to his feet. He begins to dash out the room but stops briefly, 

"Those are nice by the way!" He calls over his shoulder before disappearing out of your room and apartment. You blink a...

Zoeynight101 Zoeynight101 a day ago
I love him, but I ain't got no time to deal with his sass(plus I know he'll come back...he always does).
Tavie-Baby Tavie-Baby Nov 21
Can't tell you enough how much I love this book!💗💖💗
holo435 holo435 Oct 22
Depends.......................................................................................................................................................................................................will you put on cat ears with it?? 😈
SugarMusic SugarMusic Oct 30
Well, Loki's in an Asgardian prison, Foxy is killing nightguards, Legolas is saving Middle Earth, Sherlock's all the way back in London so aye, I don't.
I HAVE A PIC OF HIM IN A SAILOR MOON COSTUME ON MY WALL I SHIZ U NOT I GOT IT AT COMICON A DEADPOOL COSPLAYER TOLD ME"I look good in that outfit by the way"
Just shoot him with no fuks to give 
                              I be like
                              Oh hey look!
                              I have a gun!
                              Let's use it!
                              *shoots deadpool's leg*