Izaya x reader
Well at least he brought us up here and didn't leave us out for dead, you should trust him I guess?(NOPE NOPE NOT AT ALL
And now for the rest of my life i will be dressed as a maid and be in the hallway saying"Welcome my master"
Izaya is now my spirit animal, and i'm hurt if anyone says something against it.*places hand on chest
BISH, I ain't no animal that you can find on the street and just adopt, alright? Girl, goodbye. *clicks fingers while turning around* *bangs into a tree* GODDANGIT I'M NOT PETRA, YOU STUPID TREE!!
Okay old man first of all I might be a bit shorter then Levi but that doesn't mean that you may call me 'little human'!! Second I have a name and third my heart belongs to food! So suck on it🍆
Everyone in the comments is like 'I'm a demon' and imma be like 'TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUU'