Hetalia One Shots

Hetalia One Shots

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solarkittygirl By solarkittygirl Updated Feb 16, 2015

Hetalia OneShots!

BAD APPLEEE !!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!! *rolls on the floor like a dog with tough our and then starts seziuring*
OOOOOOOH NO YOU DONT, B*TCH
                              I WILL COME BACK FROM THE DEAD TO MAKE YOU WALK ON LEGOS IF YOU DO THAT, YOU LITTLE SON OF A-
                              I'll stop
Because it just is okay! I was too fabulous and got hit by a car that I hoped looked really nice.
_Farce_ _Farce_ Nov 26, 2016
Crashing in, and hitting me instead of you.
                              I push you aside, to nearly dodge a truck.
                              Blood dripping everywhere.
                              I breath in my smell of hair.
                              You breath in a gulp of air.
                              AND JUST CANT TAKE IT!
snow-on-ice snow-on-ice Mar 01
Bîtch try me. Pull the damn plug and I'll come back to life to shove a pole up your-
                              
                              I'm gonna stop now.
_Farce_ _Farce_ Feb 27
Like how she doesn't remember her boyfriend, but she does remember "SHUT UP OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY PEACE PRIZE!"