merstuck  ( davexjohn  dirkxjake )

merstuck ( davexjohn dirkxjake )

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Caitlyn Morgan By red_homestuck_101 Completed

dave and dirk  get kicked  out of there home in Texas. so they go to live in england  with some cousins.  they didn't  go  by air but by ship and while  at sea a bad storm   sank the ship and  the two boys get  rescued  by .....a merman?!

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PuppyCake47STTCarrot PuppyCake47STTCarrot Aug 06, 2017
Karkat's blood is red
                              Cacti are prickly
                              Might I just say..
                              That escalated quickly.
Moronici_McMegaDerp Moronici_McMegaDerp Aug 17, 2017
*slams hand on desk as i stand up*
                              Who pissed both Thor and Poseidon off AT THE SAME DAMN TIME?!?!
xSummer_Dreams xSummer_Dreams Mar 21, 2016
The boat did sink, it just tired of swimming...
                              Boat:,"I'll.... I'll just rest here."
                              THE IRONIC.....
enchantedappl enchantedappl Dec 02, 2016
It is IMPOSSIBLE to be Dave. No human being has that level of irony
BoredomGuah BoredomGuah Mar 27, 2016
Booby traps? Is that some sexual thing or did you just forget what brawls are?
2olluxFuckiingCaptor 2olluxFuckiingCaptor Sep 15, 2016
*2ay2 iin really weiird foreiign voiice* Welcome two Madaga2car!