Trigger Warning: Heavy description of violence, rape, self harm, abuse
There is a shit ton of smut.
Your name is Dave Strider and this one bucktoothed new kid won't stop following you around, asking to be your friend. It's embarrasing and your drougs won't stop teasing you, calling the dork your boyfriend or lover boy. You've tried everything to get rid of him, vandalising his locker, blaming him for touching Vriska Serket's boobs and even kicking his ass everyday. He just won't give up.
You will admit he does have a nice ass.
The question is, where have you seen him before?