"I'm so sorry, but it seems like you have a demon in your house"
"Why is the demon in our house"
"Because he's addicted"
"Addicted to what"
"No sweetie, nothing is wrong. Just go to sleep."
*turns light out & sprints out of the room as fast as humanely possible*
Loll her parents will freak when they see their five year old talking to nothing
I would b like da flash and ran out of da room then get a knife
*puts daughter in bed*
Mommy we're are you going
To the strip club hun
So I can make the dallo bills hun
Can I come
Get yo ass to sleep
Ok bye mommy
If I was her:
"Hey I have a question?"
"Why are sleeping with a 6 year old girl? What is wrong with you mister!?"
Maybe it's just me but I rather not be friends with a demon!
Makes me think of a werewolf with a young mate... yeah, so it's not allowed to be creepy, CAPISCE?!