*its completed * I hope you enjoy im sorry for all the errors im going to fix them :D WARNING THIS IS VERY FETUS I WROTE THIS A LONG TIME AGO! Anyways enjoy :)
JAKE JAKE FROM STATE FARM She sounds hideous WHAT ARE YOU WEARING 'JAKE FROM STATE FARM'
Jake from State Farm. Hello who is this? Jake from State Farm. What are you wearing jake from State Farm. Kanky's. she sounds hideous. Well she's a guy so.
Rumplestiltskin? How did you get here? We need to have a little talk!.
LITTLE MIX!!!! GO GIRL AND LOVE YOUR NEICE OR SISTER OR FRIEND!!!!!! Niall came to me and said, "Close your mouth. Stop it"
Linda listen. I am an alcoholic. I am going to haunt u in your sleep. There is your room. Have bad dreams
JAKE WHY!!!!! YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD GUY AND HELP PPL NOT HURT THEM!!!!!! I HATE YOU JAKE FROM STATE FARM!!!! *hangs up phone*