The Starbucks Hotline

The Starbucks Hotline

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hannah By extrachipper Completed

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞

❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE!  THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞

❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞

❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞

❝Um...yeah?❞

❝They have a hotline?❞

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fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline.

[highest rank: #6 in short story]

blue_erg blue_erg Mar 15
@Hannahhh_11m @demarcoshea @LitteFairy17 I read this whole book last night it's fantastic you guys should read it!
StarEtoile StarEtoile Mar 15
I love how she put Lily Collins and Sam Claflin😂 (Love, Rosie fans where ya at?)
Damn, is everyone up here older than me? So unfair, by ONE year. 😂😂😂😂
V_Comoto V_Comoto Mar 15
You did pretty well for yourself! Me on the other hand, I'm barely making it
Percabeth2442 Percabeth2442 4 days ago
Me though, to literally everything you just said/wrote/whatever
sophia_1104 sophia_1104 Jan 24
Yay, I love a funny/ intense story with mostly dialogue!!😊😊