The Starbucks Hotline

The Starbucks Hotline

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jughead By extrachipper Completed

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞

❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE!  THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞

❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞

❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞

❝Um...yeah?❞

❝They have a hotline?❞

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fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline.

[highest rank: #6 in short story]
[highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

Ninja Princess's are the best, though! They are not idiotic, nor should they think they are! :D
Pizza_Booty Pizza_Booty May 20
I almost said "aww these little kids are so cute" Then I remembered I'm only 14
I'm a freakishly tall (compared to the shorties I call my friends) 11 year old
                              Whose birthday is in less than a week.
Nurziiee Nurziiee Jun 06
OmG i squealed when the description said "Potterheads" . YAS
Koko_Nut111 Koko_Nut111 Jun 08
Am I the only one breaking the rules of wattpad by being 12?
oat_tracy oat_tracy Aug 09
I've finished this book. But I have to comment cause I enjoyed it sooooo much. It was really interesting . I always read dialogue stories but I really liked yours. Especially the way u started. That was what drew me in. Good work👌