The Starbucks Hotline

The Starbucks Hotline

499K Reads 45.6K Votes 37 Part Story
scherbatsky By extrachipper Completed

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞

❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE!  THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞

❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞

❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞

❝Um...yeah?❞

❝They have a hotline?❞

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fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline.

[highest rank: #6 in short story]

SnapeIsMyName SnapeIsMyName Dec 07, 2016
*bear with me 
                              
                              
                              
                              <3 
                              
                              
                              hahahah sorry I don't want to be THAT person but typos are the death of me
jesse0325 jesse0325 Sep 05, 2016
Hey. I read ur book before and now I'm gunna read this awsome book again. When I have time of course. U are an awesome story writer. Keep it up
officialfuryevans officialfuryevans Nov 13, 2016
im 16 and i'm sure your writing is 73738288282 times better than mine
Potato_WritesFanfics Potato_WritesFanfics Dec 21, 2016
Pffftttt! 
                              Who cares about the book being MOSTLY dialogue, it's still a ✨FABULOUS✨ book 📚