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The Starbucks Hotline

The Starbucks Hotline

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annewithaqt By extrachipper Completed

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞

❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE!  THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞

❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞

❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞

❝Um...yeah?❞

❝They have a hotline?❞

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fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline.

[highest rank: #6 in short story]
[highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

  • dialogue
  • funnytalk
  • harrypotter
  • humor
  • love
  • macro
  • potterheads
  • shortstory
  • starbucks
  • telephoneconversations
  • zoey
dracoline dracoline Oct 21, 2017
I feel along those lines 
                              Like, no one's ever gonna see my books!  Why do I try?!
Isn’t revealing who you are gonna get you kidnapped or something?
jorjakatex jorjakatex May 28
I am British but I said it in a more British-er accent if that is a word or makes any sense 😂
Daykieee Daykieee May 05
Dude you were only 13 when you wrote this? Jesus you’re good
jorjakatex jorjakatex May 28
That’s like asking an English person if you know what tea and biscuits are..