The Starbucks Hotline

The Starbucks Hotline

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hamiltrash By extrachipper Completed

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞

❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE!  THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞

❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞

❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞

❝Um...yeah?❞

❝They have a hotline?❞

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fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline.

[highest rank: #6 in short story]
[highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

  • dialogue
  • funnytalk
  • harrypotter
  • humor
  • love
  • macro
  • potterheads
  • shortstory
  • starbucks
  • telephoneconversations
  • zoey
Bionica_Senpai Bionica_Senpai Sep 02, 2017
I have a friend called Aaliyah who's a pirate ninja princess of a planet which is mostly made of girls.
dracoline dracoline Oct 21, 2017
I feel along those lines 
                              Like, no one's ever gonna see my books!  Why do I try?!
Isn’t revealing who you are gonna get you kidnapped or something?
paranorms- paranorms- Apr 18
I've never heard of a guy named Macro before. It sounds nice.